This is just a brief announcement to say that there won’t be a full update tonight. Many apologies to you, dear reader, but I’m fighting off the bug that’s going around, which means lots of Ny-Quil and other medications. Since I can’t write in any capacity that would be entertaining (or even sensical), I’ll be declaring today a sick day. I’ll be back in action tomorrow. Have a nice night, and look forward to tomorrow’s piece!